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[Mr. TOP SECRET]

That was for real!   lol

I'm going to create a UFO Bunker Comedians Forum and you are going to be the moderator! lol Just kidding Lash. You are crazy! 

[lashmar]

Kim and I went to London friday right; I forgot to tell you about this, I put it on the BV last night becuase it was pretty funny.

While we were there we got lost and had the typical argument, she wanted to ask directions and I knew pretty much where I was going (kinda).

She won out and I asked this Chinese looking fellow how to get to Cheapside (which is funny because billions of £ go through there every day), he didn’t speak English.

I asked another fellow, a white bloke this time, again no luck because he was fucking Polish.

I came up to this third bloke, and he was as black as the ace of spades, honestly at nighttime I don’t think you’d be able to see him. I went up to him and asked him if he spoke English because I’ve asked two other guys and they only just got off the boat. He came back with this:

`You cheeky bastard, course I speak English…although I know what you mean. Between the fucking Packies and Polish, you aren’t gonna have any English left soon. These bastards come into my country and can’t even speak my fucking language, when my grandfather came here he had to speak English so why don’t these lazy fucks…sorry where did you want to get to mate? `

I thought it was funny how he considered himself to be English and he was complaining about the immigrants. I agreed with everything he said as well. It was just so funny because I tried two guys you’d expect to be English first , then tried him and he was the only one who could speak English; he sounded just like me as well. lol.

I'm going to create a UFO Bunker Comedians Forum and you are going to be the moderator! lol Just kidding Lash. You are crazy! 

I could be god of that place. lol.

[Mr. TOP SECRET]

Nice! 

[lashmar]

I think the thread title needs changing.

WTF happened to my thread you bastards?

Why is there an Image of a hot girl being led about on a leash on my thread?

Why do I leave boys alone?

This is why you don’t leave Lash alone for five minuets.

Why was I turned on by the girl on a leash? (If that’s the case then you’re doing alright in life )

Why do I bother when I have Lash here?

Why is Lash getting all the blame? It's his own fucking post! 


You got anymore?

[Day_Tripper]

Actually, I was going to ask where you found that picture of me. 

[lashmar]

Please make my day and say it was this one:

http://www.jadeindica.com/preview/Jade_Arboretum-1.jpg

[Day_Tripper]

Yup. 

[lashmar]

 

Marry me? lol.


That was one nice girl though; nice idea as well.