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« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2009, 06:05:54 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2009, 10:17:36 PM »

Its totally true that porn puts unfair pressure on men and teenage boys (who i really feel feel because im sure they are thinking WTH). and im sorry that women ARE talking about your penises with their friends, because we do. But keep in mind. I have had great sex with a certain (what was small) person. And BORING terrible sex with a large penis. So its not completely ALL about the penis sometimes its the context.

We are talking about penises but when are you guys not making women feel bad with the boobs and waist, thighs ect. At least women are just talking about 1 body part. You males tear us into pieces and judge us  :'(
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« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2009, 12:34:14 AM »

I really am getting tired of all these vitality commercials trying to sell a pill that make men larger. I will admit, many of these commercials are funny but it pisses me off at the same time because all these ads are doing is creating more insecurity men.  :-[
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« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2009, 04:09:07 AM »

Creating more insecurity men.  :-[

Is it just me who doesn’t care then? Maybe this is what people are on about when they call me arrogant.  :-\
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« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2009, 12:16:58 PM »

I agree the whole commercial thing bothers me because my boy who is 9 is going to start thinking you need pills for your wanker and some special KY to get a woman "happy". Thats just wrong flat out wrong. Im thinking when he is 15, 16 im going to buy him one of those creative positions books. Because those books explain more about intimacy, fun and closeness, with a little bit of skill. Thats better for a man than a pill.


That penis surgery part scared the crap out of me....my god i dont even have a penis and that was just disturbing LOL
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« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2009, 12:29:07 PM »

you need pills for your wanker

When that is translated into English-English that sentence breaks down completely. lol.
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« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2009, 05:11:06 PM »

I do not agree with many medications. There are times when you need to take certain medications, but it scares me to think of the future when everyone now thinks they need supplements for everything.
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« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2009, 05:15:36 PM »

I agree but people only have themselves to blame. If people had a stronger mindset then half the problems we have in the world wouldn’t be problems.
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« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2009, 05:22:53 PM »

Very true to a degree. It is hard to have a strong mindset when the lost sheep believe every word of there Sheppard(government)
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« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2009, 05:25:46 PM »

True. I’m slightly battered, that’s my only reason for why I am as I am. :D lol.
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