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« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2009, 06:15:44 PM »

That is what some people tell me as well.
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« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2009, 06:22:49 PM »

I’m worried that when I go to the US they wont quite get my style. It’s fine on text but I’m not so sure in life. Lol.

American Comedians don’t normally go down well here because they take so fucking long to get to the joke and they have to explain every single it’s almost painful; but most of the time they struggle because they pause, waiting for people to laugh, in the wrong places.
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« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2009, 06:27:55 PM »

Watch this for god sake watch the part at 2:11 until 3:50. lol.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSWVDRYB-Oc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSWVDRYB-Oc</a>
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« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2009, 06:43:29 PM »

I’m worried that when I go to the US they wont quite get my style. It’s fine on text but I’m not so sure in life. Lol.

American Comedians don’t normally go down well here because they take so fucking long to get to the joke and they have to explain every single it’s almost painful; but most of the time they struggle because they pause, waiting for people to laugh, in the wrong places.

It's all about timing.

I figure it's probably similar to personal space.  It's said that a frenchman can walk an englishman into a corner.  I thought it was through body odor, but apparently its due to them getting too close.

But...I repeat myself. ;)
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« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2009, 06:50:04 PM »

It's all about timing.

I know, I'm used to english timing. It will take me a while to get used to US timing. lol. It's alright on the internet becuase you can read it how you find it funny but it's not that way face to face...I need to find some Yanks round here and have a test run on them. lol
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« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2009, 07:16:19 PM »

We're all Yanks.  Well, I'm not really.  Washington didn't come about until after the civil war and Mr. TS lives in the south, so he isn't a Yank either.  Let me know when you meet a "yank".  I hate the Yankee ball team.  I call them Mariners east.  Then again, baseball came from the most boring sport EVER, cricket.  I'll take basketball. ;)  It's truly "american", poor black boys entertaining rich white boys. ::cackle::  Where did I put my broom? ;)
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« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2009, 07:19:46 PM »

Then again, baseball came from the most boring sport EVER, cricket. 

That's only because you are a Yank. You have the mind of a small child when it comes to sport.

You’re entertained by some blokes putting a ball into a basket for god sake. Where is the fun or skill in that? Cricket is the most complicated game ever, hence why most Americans don’t understand it. if you’re not brought up with it, you’ll never get it.
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