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[lashmar]

He looks a lot like the bastard who ate MY lunch:



Destroying the world’s financial market is a hard task, I need to have some shut eye.



They want my picture…but they don’t want me to smile, they want me to act…Now I mustn’t over act this.



This is how Brown sees himself, in his own words `I saved the world`. Lol.



David Milliband tries to pat his hand and rub his belly at the same time…epic fail.



Bollocks…I hope I turned the gas off!



Even he gets tired of his own bollocks:



I don’t know why but people keep doing this to me when they walk past my house.

[img[http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2007/05/15/brownbig.jpg

This is Brown after finding out about Blair’s resignation:



Harriet Harman trying to show the people that she knows what she’s doing.

[lashmar]

This is how Brown sees himself, in his own words `I saved the world`. Lol.

A reference for that:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iPaiylUYW0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iPaiylUYW0</a>

I love the Tories in that clip; and some Yanks complained when that guy called Obama a liar. lol.

[Mr. TOP SECRET]

[lashmar]

No no no. That's cheating. You have to add yourown words to it like I did, I've got my eye on you from now on. lol.

[Mr. TOP SECRET]

I know, I know 

Seriously Lash, when we get a few more constant members I want to have competitions like this. It will be fun. Thanks for the idea! 

[lashmar]

I will be brilliant fun then. Did you read my other poem about brown (not the Hangman one, the new one I wrote)? It would be great if we had people posting ones like them. Lol.

[lashmar]

This is it anyway, I think it should be made into a a booklet and sent round the country:


Speeches full of contradiction
The one-eyed man has lost conviction,
He’s destroyed his countries power,
Which now wilts like an under watered flower.

The puppet masters are gratified
That his Illegal laws are ratified
His lies are felt abroad
He now appears the countries biggest fraud

“I’ll put an end to `boom and bust`;
We are the party you can trust.
We’re different to the Tories
We just lie and make up stories`

It’s time for a fresh start
But you’ll fail to tell us apart.
With our incompetent displays
And our corrupt ways

We’ve had 12 years of you
Our election is long over-due
You were voted in on lies
It appears we weren’t that wise

You can sit and scowl
We want our election now
We never had much affection
For the PM who didn’t hold an election

The Country is now ran down.
All thanks to Gordon Brown
and his Labour bunch
We now feel the bit of the credit crunch

[Mr. TOP SECRET]

Very nice Lash! Maybe I need to create a forum for Poems, Riddles, etc....

[lashmar]

You could just create a thread for them. I’m quite amazed that I came up with two on the same day to be honest. Lol. Both of them were pretty funny as well so that’s always good.

[Mr. TOP SECRET]

It would be a good Idea to create a thread instead. I will think about it. I will put it into my todo list lol