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« on: October 16, 2009, 01:53:25 PM »

Playful banter only please. :P

Basic?  Yeah right.  You do...or are aware of where all those bloody "sports" came from?  You bastards, after a war, would bat the heads of the losers around with bloody sticks!  That is where golf came from, cricket, polo, croquette, etc.

They were only french, thats what the English god made them for love.


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You bastards did the same bloody things on this land and through out the world.

There...pawn to king 4.  :P

It’s not my fault that you can’t understand cricket. It’s a simple game which can’t be played by yanks because they’re too simple minded. :P lol.

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1. Out LBW
The striker is out LBW in the circumstances set out below.
(a)The bowler delivers a ball, not being a No ball
and (b) the ball, if it is not intercepted full pitch, pitches in line between wicket and wicket or on the off side of the striker's wicket
and (c) the ball not having previously touched his bat, the striker intercepts the ball, either full pitch or after pitching, with any part of his person
and (d) the point of impact, even if above the level of the bails
either (i) is between wicket and wicket
or (ii) is either between wicket and wicket or outside the line of the off stump, if the striker has made no genuine attempt to play the ball with his bat
and (e) but for the interception, the ball would have hit the wicket.
2. Interception of the ball
(a) In assessing points (c), (d) and (e) in 1 above, only the first interception is to be considered.
(b) In assessing point (e) in 1 above, it is to be assumed that the path of the ball before interception would have continued after interception, irrespective of whether the ball might have pitched subsequently or not.
3. Off side of wicket
The off side of the striker's wicket shall be determined by the striker's stance at the moment the ball comes into play for that delivery.

http://www.lords.org/laws-and-spirit/laws-of-cricket/laws/law-36-leg-before-wicket,62,AR.html



Edit: Pawn to A1. Your move. :P  lol
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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2009, 02:03:03 PM »

No.
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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2009, 02:04:38 PM »

That is the most stupid move ever, unless you're Bobbie Fisher!  Pawn to A1?  WTF?
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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2009, 02:06:48 PM »

That is the most stupid move ever, unless you're Bobbie Fisher!  Pawn to A1?  WTF?

Stop with the yap and start with the act. ;)

Your move my dear, or do you need help?  :-\ ;)





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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2009, 02:08:30 PM »

This fits this thread brilliantly:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y</a>

lol. :D
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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2009, 02:18:40 PM »

Where in the hell do you think I got it from? :P
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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2009, 02:19:54 PM »

BTW, thanks for the alternative release of energy.  Laughter is the best medicine.  ;D
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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2009, 02:24:10 PM »

Where in the hell do you think I got it from? :P

I didn’t think it would be from them because you have a thing against the English and you seem to hold the, misguided belief, that everyone from the South of England are arrogant. :P lol.

I’m surprised you watch Monty Python. Lol.


You still haven’t made your move love. I recommend pawn C2. ;)
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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2009, 02:32:27 PM »

You still haven’t accepted the LBW law as simple either. The idea of cricket, for the slow:

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You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

A famous cricket saying:

Who’s winning? A question that’s only asked by Yanks and women.

I love both of them, they're brilliant. We, all of us we're like a family,  get a good laugh them to be honest.lol.
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« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2009, 02:48:23 PM »

I LOVE Monty Python.  ;D  I remember when I was a kid and saw the Holy Grail.  I grew up with Monty Python and the flying circus.  God...the black knight was such an alcoholic...These men were BRILLIANT!

Ugg...to get back to the chess game, let me remember...PK4, and you said what?

Ever played chess with shot glasses?  It's fun, but I've lost some of the shot glasses, and don't put them in the dishwasher. ;)
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