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« on: October 17, 2009, 05:45:08 PM »
This is an old one from a few months ago, I made these jokes in a few hours.  ;D Try and come up with your own. :D



I'm going to say yes. lol. My jokes:


If you were tied to that cross for as long as he has been you’d be stiff as well.

`Mommy I’ve been touched by Jesus. `

Little girl: `Farther Brian, he came again last night. `

Farther Brian: `Cum again child?`

Little girl: ` Yes I did but that's not the point. He came first... He said he had to be quick beucase he had other little girls and boys to vist`

Farther Brian: `all little girls and boys holds a special place in Jesus’ heart.

Little girl: `That’s not what he had me hold. `
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2009, 05:47:49 PM »
Just watch this, it will be the best 3:50 minuets of your life, 2:40 on is class:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4oKXagF3IE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4oKXagF3IE</a>

It can be the "Last but One Supper"

THE "The Penultimate? Supper"! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Three Christ as well.

`The fat one balances the two skinny ones. `

Jesus: `And this is what we mean by the `second cumming`.

Jesus: `You lay down on that (F-ing) stone slab with nothing more than a cloth wrapped around you and you see what happens. `

Jesus: `it’s not what it looks like… honestly… I’m Jewish not catholic. `  ;)  :D

Jesus: `come sit on my lap children I need to teach you about the bible...And other things `

Jesus: `this is what really happened on Noah’s arc. `



I think this is what I'm going to be doing:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-SPjGrFTo0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-SPjGrFTo0</a>
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2009, 05:51:22 PM »

It's like a bad `pull my finger` joke.

Jesus: I was nailed.............................to the cross.

Jesus: 2000 years without a wank now I've got Perma-stiffy!  :o

Jesus: I’m paying for all your sins now give me a hand with this.

Jesus: `Nuns are naughty little things aren't they? ;) :P `

God: `Now you see why I had to bring him back, you can't leave him a lone with kids`

Jesus: `I swear she looked older than 13…honest. `


`I thought it was only the Christians Scientist that screwed people... over.`
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« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2010, 12:06:41 PM »
 If you want my honest opinion on your jokes lashmere I think there disgusting and in noway help promote the fight against NWO. To mock Jesus (who in no way has ever been proven to be perverted sexually in any way) is only making you look like the perverted one.

 Mocking the spiritual leaders who do such things repeatedly ,despite knowing they are wrong and cause much hurt and pain is one thing, but to mock a religous figure head (whether ot not you believe in his existence or "mission") is really immature..and quite frankly the fact that you spent so much time on these really lame jokes on a subject that is very serious, dissapoints me.

Make the jokes about the actual perpetrators of this crime , not the figure heads they profess to be believe in and follow.

Quite frankly ..the light switch would make alot more sense with Satan replacing Jesus.

 Just my thoughts bro,and you probably will be pissed at me for saying it.

But I honestly believe you are hurting the cause more by such tactics, more than you realize.
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« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2010, 12:33:08 PM »


I think this one deserves it.

1. Heil Hitler!

2. Stop in the name of the Dope, I mean Pope!

3. Sorry but the fine line between life and death stops around my hand!

4. Push hush and blush!
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« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2010, 05:11:41 PM »
Quote from: sheye on January 03, 2010, 12:06:41 PM
...and in noway help promote the fight against NWO.

And religion has done nothing but aid the NWO. You are one of the very few people who can believe in both the NWO and in god, in my mind you are a true believer; I don’t entirely know how you can believe in both and I don’t know of anyone else who does either.

If someone is hurt to the point of being dissuaded away from god because of a joke then they are the one’s who are going to follow the NWO obediently because they’re not strong enough to stand up against it.


While I never meant to offend anyone with any of my jokes I will never make an apology for them because they are always said in jest; I will never expect anyone to say sorry for an obvious joke, those who say something wrong an then claim it was a joke are a different story though.
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2010, 05:17:02 PM »
This forum is a free speech zone and anything is allowed unless it is deliberately towards someone else. Just wanted to give my two cents in!  ;D
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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2010, 05:20:41 PM »
Do you agree that if someone was pushed away from god becasue of a joke then they're the ones most likely to give in to the NWO toppy?
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2010, 05:34:33 PM »
I got to stay neutral here Lash  :P
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2010, 05:38:34 PM »
You can't do that surely? It's not fair. lol. I need an answer from you that puts you on one side of the fence. lol.




I think you agree. Do you care to disagree? Or do you disagree that you agree but secretly agree with me disagreeing with the way that you agreed to disagree?  :-\ I’m dizzy after that…I’m going to need the jokes to keep me going for the next few months so keep with me.
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