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[Mr. TOP SECRET]

suprise me lol 

[lashmar]

Give me a few minuets and I'll have a plan for you.

[lashmar]

My plans for an Empire.

If we start by invading the small granite island in the Bristol Channel, which is impregnable by sea, we can declare ourselves a country and start invading the uninhabited islands around the British Isles. I know it sounds pathetic, invading small and uninhabited islands, but we’ll be able to attract people to live in our new empire and then we’ll be able to start our expansion into other islands.

I recommend invading some Greek islands because the Greeks don’t put up much of a fight, have you seen the way their army marches? They’re like a bunch of poofs. From there we can invade Poland and then spread out to the other smaller, ex-Russian countries.

I’ll start drawing up the plans.

[Vhizer]

I want death.

[Day_Tripper]

All right Gentlemen...I'm just about ready.

[Mr. TOP SECRET]

How about we invade the country Turkey and once we take them over we will call it Chicken! 

[lashmar]

No there's no way I'm invading those fuckers for a while, they're not all there in the Brains department. lol.