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« on: July 11, 2009, 05:24:17 PM »
lol. ;D



Jesus: `You lay down on that (F-ing) stone slab with nothing more than a cloth wrapped around you and you see what happens. `

Jesus: `it’s not what it looks like… honestly… I’m Jewish not catholic. `


I came up with lots for that one.


this is a good one:

                                                  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4oKXagF3IE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4oKXagF3IE</a>

It can be the "Last but One Supper"

THE "The Penultimate? Supper"!  ;D ;D ;D

Three Christ as well.

`The fat one balances the two skinny ones. `


I've got a few joke e-mails when i find them. lol. ;D
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2009, 06:08:38 PM »
Thanks guys.  ;D Yall are something

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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2009, 05:31:27 PM »
Due to the recent terrorist activities in Bombay, Muslim’s have taken to the streets of East Ham killing anyone with a British passport…officials say the death toll could be as high as two! lol.

You wont find that funny but trust me, if you know what East Ham is like you would. lol.  ;D
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 04:43:03 PM »
How we got the ten commandments.

God first went to the French:

God: Do you want some commandments from god?

Frenchman: Well can you give me an example?

God: `thou shall not commit adultery`

Frenchman: That’s madness, we’re not interested.

God then went to the Germans:

God: Do you want some commandments from god?

German: Can you show us and example of one?

God: `thou shall not kill`

German: I don’t think so.

God then tried the Italians:

God: Do you want some commandments from god? I’ve tried the French and the Germans and they we’re interested, are you going to take them?

Italian: well we need to see what they are first you see?

God: `thou shall not steal`

Italian: but I have got ten babies to feed…how am I meant to feed them?

God, sick and tied of this now, then went to the Jewish.

God: Do you want some commandments from god?

Jew: how much are they?

God: They are the holy word of god; they are free to all men.

Jew: Free you say? I’ll take ten!

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